May the Pork be with you! An ode to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Darth Maul surprised Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn by bringing not one but two pepperoni for their cheese plate. “These will go great with some provolone and cheddar,” said Obi Wan. “I’ll slice them up!”  Darth Maul did not respond, but he did look offended.   General Grievous was delighted to discover Di Bruno